Alien Encounters

11.11.09

Poor alien. Which to choose?

Death Needs Help

11.09.09

Ahhh. Poor guy.

Golf

11.10.09

Golf.

Hangman

11.08.09

Enough said.

Sam and Obama

11.07.09

Obama campaigned for change, but he hasn't accomplished it yet. He says he needs more time. Of course he needs more time. Change doesn't just happen in a day.

Awkward

11.2.09

Need I say more?

Twilight

10.28.09

Dracula just isn't so scary with all that Twilight love going around.

Dumb as a Palin

10.21.09

Sarah Palin has written a memoir. She FINALLY agreed to be interviewed by Oprah. OMG I bet she has SO MANY interesting things to say...

Fat Fat Fat

10.16.09

Halloween's coming up, and who knows which scary beings are looking their best?

Dr.Moishe?

10.13.09

My parody of the Christian world of Dr. Seuss.

Nobel Prize

10.10.09

Obama wins the Nobel Prize! Why? I'm not really sure. He hasn't done that much...has Bono done more?

Unemployment

10.07.09

Imagine the recession if you were a leprechaun with a pot of gold!

Olympics

10.03.09

Obama flies all the way to Copenhagen to fight for Chicago to host the 2016 Olympic Games. He failed. Rio won. Worth the trip?

Again, not political

09.30.09

Wizard of Oz if you can't tell.

Ahhh kissy kissy

09.26.09

Bill and Hillary Clinton share a kiss onstage for their fans at their Global Issues event. Awkward?

Not so political

09.23.09

Not political, but hey.

Not So Politically Correct

09.19.09

Joe Wilson becomes infamous by saying to Obama, "You lie!" during Obama's health care speech. Oh I'm sure Clinton heard that enough times in his reign as President.

KANYE

09/16/09

Kanye dissed Taylor Swift, and Obama says to an interviewer that Kanye was a jackass for doing so. But what if Obama liked Beyonce's video more? We may never know the truth...

Swine Flu

5/2/09

Swine Flu becomes an epidemic. Swine Flu becomes the newest fad. Swine Flu is blown out of proportion and hypochondriacs go wild!

Obama's Help

4/29/09

Obama says he can help our government recover with his new policies and ideas. He can help recoup some of the losses incurred by Bush's reign.

Reps v Dems

4/26/09

The democrats had the power to take over health care policies with a majority while the Republicans could do nothing about it. Trouble in bipartisanship never ends well.

Hot Obama

4/22/09

Obama is seen as a hot President. Wonder what the media would have said about McCain if he'd made it to the Oval Office?

Obama and Chavez

4/19/09

Obama is criticized for being too friendly to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who's thought to be an evil dictator. Obama, however, was only being a prudent President and avoiding as much political dissension as he could. The media blew his amicability out of proportions.

Pirates!

4/14/09

The Somalian pirates continued to fail at their terrorism attempts on the ship, the USS Boxer. They couldn't hold up against the American forces. What were they to do?

Obama Surprise!

4/11/09

Obama makes a surprise visit to Iraq. Even as a surprise, it doesn't appear to be the safest of things to do on entering office.

Obama is like...?

4/7/09

Obama continues to be compared with numerous past presidents, but there's never one that fits. That's because Obama marks a change in the American attitude. He represents hope for the average American and seems like he has the world to fix...much like Jack Bauer in 24. Always saving the world.

Obama's Victory Dance

4/4/09

Obama gets support from NATO for his strategy in Afghanistan. As relatively new to the White House, each bit of support for his policies helps. I'd like to think he celebrates these small victories.

Obama and the Queen of England

4/1/09

Obama visits the Queen and brings an ipod for a present. He assumes the Queen is not so technologically advanced in her interests. But he doesn't know her. For all he knows, she could love playing Xbox.

Cheney Again

3/29/09

Cheney found something to complain about. Why doesn't Obama's staff "get rid of the problem?"

Thompson's Opinion

3/25/09

Fred Thompson said that he didn't support Obama's policies unless they actually did some good. Nice commentary, Thompson.

Fiscal Debt

3/22/09

Senator Gregg said that the economy is going to crash very soon, and Obama's policies can't help it and won't stop it. Hmm, perhaps he's right.

Super Obama!

3/7/09

Obama tries to be brave and tells the American people not to fear the future. You don't have to solve everything. You're not a superhero, but thanks for trying!

Bidding Arena

3/4/09

Obama changed the way government contracts were doled out. Great, now they're fighting.

Rush Awwway!

3/1/09

Rush Limbaugh criticizes Obama's administration, and wants the government to return...to what exactly?

Americans

2/28/09

Obama delivers a powerful speech about the working people and surviving this recession. Not everyone works as hard as you say.

Foreclosures Galore

2/21/09

Obama sent $65 to so many households! Home is foreclosed and $65 arrives. That's going to do a lot of good (sarcasm here).

Cool Obama

2/15/09

Obama tries to sound cool saying how Air Force One is a spiffy ride. Oh yeah, he's one of the people? No. He's the President of the most powerful country on Earth. Don't try to play to the everyday man. Thanks.

Biden His Time

2/8/09

Biden set up this whole idea of "setting a new tone in Washington." They're just trying to stay popular and get good publicity in how much amazing change they're making.

Obama Bailouts

2/1/09

Obama's financial plan doled out money to some CEOs who happened to misuse them. There's no end to the problems.

Obama's Ratings

1/24/09

Obama's first days in office showed him amazing approval ratings...even though he hadn't really done anything.

Clinton Use

12/6/09
Bill Clinton's overseas investment interests were called into question for Hillary's appointment. Maybe her influence could help him make some money...

Invasion?

12/2008
Applicants for Obama's future staff have to fill out the most intense questionnaire so far in history. Why such personal questions? Who are all the people I've ever lived with? Did I ever keep a diary? Too far, people.

Hype

11/2008
Obama is the President-Elect, and the press loves him to death. He hasn't done anything yet! Why is he being compared to the presidential greats? Don't jump the gun.

Mission Accomplished!

11/2008

Obama becomes the President-elect! This phrase marks the end of the Bush's reign and the beginning of Obama's. Such a great change (I hope, but who knows what will happen?).