Obama Surprise!

4/11/09

Obama makes a surprise visit to Iraq. Even as a surprise, it doesn't appear to be the safest of things to do on entering office.

Obama is like...?

4/7/09

Obama continues to be compared with numerous past presidents, but there's never one that fits. That's because Obama marks a change in the American attitude. He represents hope for the average American and seems like he has the world to fix...much like Jack Bauer in 24. Always saving the world.

Obama's Victory Dance

4/4/09

Obama gets support from NATO for his strategy in Afghanistan. As relatively new to the White House, each bit of support for his policies helps. I'd like to think he celebrates these small victories.

Obama and the Queen of England

4/1/09

Obama visits the Queen and brings an ipod for a present. He assumes the Queen is not so technologically advanced in her interests. But he doesn't know her. For all he knows, she could love playing Xbox.

Cheney Again

3/29/09

Cheney found something to complain about. Why doesn't Obama's staff "get rid of the problem?"

Thompson's Opinion

3/25/09

Fred Thompson said that he didn't support Obama's policies unless they actually did some good. Nice commentary, Thompson.

Fiscal Debt

3/22/09

Senator Gregg said that the economy is going to crash very soon, and Obama's policies can't help it and won't stop it. Hmm, perhaps he's right.

Super Obama!

3/7/09

Obama tries to be brave and tells the American people not to fear the future. You don't have to solve everything. You're not a superhero, but thanks for trying!

Bidding Arena

3/4/09

Obama changed the way government contracts were doled out. Great, now they're fighting.

Rush Awwway!

3/1/09

Rush Limbaugh criticizes Obama's administration, and wants the government to return...to what exactly?

Americans

2/28/09

Obama delivers a powerful speech about the working people and surviving this recession. Not everyone works as hard as you say.

Foreclosures Galore

2/21/09

Obama sent $65 to so many households! Home is foreclosed and $65 arrives. That's going to do a lot of good (sarcasm here).

Cool Obama

2/15/09

Obama tries to sound cool saying how Air Force One is a spiffy ride. Oh yeah, he's one of the people? No. He's the President of the most powerful country on Earth. Don't try to play to the everyday man. Thanks.

Biden His Time

2/8/09

Biden set up this whole idea of "setting a new tone in Washington." They're just trying to stay popular and get good publicity in how much amazing change they're making.

Obama Bailouts

2/1/09

Obama's financial plan doled out money to some CEOs who happened to misuse them. There's no end to the problems.

Obama's Ratings

1/24/09

Obama's first days in office showed him amazing approval ratings...even though he hadn't really done anything.

Clinton Use

12/6/09
Bill Clinton's overseas investment interests were called into question for Hillary's appointment. Maybe her influence could help him make some money...

Invasion?

12/2008
Applicants for Obama's future staff have to fill out the most intense questionnaire so far in history. Why such personal questions? Who are all the people I've ever lived with? Did I ever keep a diary? Too far, people.

Hype

11/2008
Obama is the President-Elect, and the press loves him to death. He hasn't done anything yet! Why is he being compared to the presidential greats? Don't jump the gun.

Mission Accomplished!

11/2008

Obama becomes the President-elect! This phrase marks the end of the Bush's reign and the beginning of Obama's. Such a great change (I hope, but who knows what will happen?).